"NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CHONES"

I can't take credit for the title of this blog. It was actually my best friend's idea and it actually was spawned from a seminar development session for Congreso. Yes, that's right "Fashion 101"  was "Nobody wants to see your chones" before it got split into a guy/girl session and renamed "Fashion 101." Which by the way, i hear went really well and the ladies who led those sessions killed it.

ok so i said I was going to write this post because of an experience I had today. so here goes....

everyday when i go to school, i park my car in a commuter lot and have to take a bus further into the campus. i could walk but when its cold its a very long and chilly 15-20 min walk through Urbanovsky Park.so today, i'm riding the bus from a mind-numbing stats exam (not necessarily hard just more confusing than a rubik's cube at some points). its hard to guage exactly what he's asking for. maybe its cause he's too wordy...and so bent on everything being concise...who knows...

ok so yeah, my brain might as well have been spaghetti after that thing but i make my way over to the bus stop. its windy and a bit chilly but other wise sunny...so the bus pulls up and this guy and girl are chatting and the guy walks right in front of me and hops on the bus...which is why (if you follow my tweets) I asked, "what happened to ladies first?" it was rude boy's doing...oh it gets better...and yes this is where the "chones" enter the picture.

so we ride over to the commuter lot, no big deal. i'm busy with my normal routine of checking emails, facebook, txt messages, etc...stuff i missed while taking the above mentioned mind-numbing exam (by the way stats is short for statistics for those of you not in the know - i forget not everyone gets the acronyms).

back to my story...we make it through the Chitwood stop and roll on by the Spirit arena without stopping....(sometimes the bus drivers stop even though no one's there - i think they're supposed to always stop but some just keep on rollin by even when there are people standing there).

we make it to the first commuter lot stop and said girl who was talking with the Rude Boy mentioned earlier...proceeds to get off the bus making this big 'ole deal about saying bye to Rude Boy...so she's climbing off the bus and THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED!

there i saw what i DID NOT want to nor NEED to see. girl was wearing uggs (of course - this is tech) with some yogo pants rolled down at the waste revealing *drum roll please * her chones (i wont mention what kind cause its nobody's business) and a tshirt that wasnt long enough to cover that stuff up. ok so i'm thinking "oh lord, help that girl" when the guy leans over to get an extra peak and watch her walk off the bus to her car...basically oogling her the whole stinkin' time.

that's when i wanted to BARF....luckily i had on my sunglasses so my death-ray-eye stare apparently didnt phase or affect Rude Boy one bit. he was too busy lookin at the "goods." meanwhile, Chone Girl has no stinking clue and walks to her car like she's super cool.

i know, i know...there will be some who think what's wrong with that? that sounds perfeclty fine...

but i come from the ole' skool, we were taught a different way. not any of this all-up-in-your-face...here are my chones stuff...yes...chones are meant to be worn UNDER your clothes...and like my friend Zandra said "keep ya freakiness behind closed doors."

have a little respect for the general public: be mindful if you will. not only that but its a good way to invite trouble...there are a number of reasons why you should keep your chones to yourself or like Zandra said "Behind closed doors." the main point being I don't want to see them nor do I want to witness some mocoso droolin over you as you walk outta the bus. its an embarrasment to women everywhere...well unless you're freaky like that, think its awesome, and are somehow proud of those kind of actions.

either way, I thought I would post some helpful reminders here...do not wear white chones when you are wearing all white...FLESH TONE ladies, flesh tones...or white bra's when you're wearing a black shirt...again black or flesh tones...and be sure to wear a slip when you're wearing a dress or skirt...i can understand if you just didnt know...but please ladies for the love of respect, pass on the "girl you need to know this" information to your fellow sisters...

don't be drinkin the haterade - lettin your girlfriends, co-workers, mother-in-laws, people you dont like walk around lookin scandalous...ive even heard of the neon bra with a white blouse...yes...ladies, prints show through whites and sometimes through other colors...when in doubt ask a lady that's gonna keep it real and be honest with you..i mean like keep it REAL REAL with'cha.

i made my blog title announcement on facebook and i decided to post the conversation that ensued...apparently this is a topic that no one really addresses...geee, i wonder why...talk about this stuff people! it would save others alot of embarrassments and the general public from seeing things we DO NOT want to see...ok so, the comments went as follows:

I posted:

i decided that my next blog is gonna be titled, "no one wants to see your chones" after some observations obtained while riding on the bus from/to the commuter lot this morning.

Zandra Glass: huh what did ya see ?
Laura M Leyva: stuff that no one wants to see...apparently there's no concern for modesty these days...
Vanessa Aregullin: Yeah well, I'd rather see chones than a butt crack! I can't stand being in class and seeing (girls that wear those low waisted jeans) butt cracks when they sit down.
Zandra Glass: right, i feel like there is a differance between sexxy and SLUTTY!!! keep ya freakiness behind closed doors ,like me lolol
Roxanne Balderaz: hahaha!
Elizabeth Jaramillo: Lol that's gross & funny!
Lori Gutierrez: Amen do it sister!
Laura M Leyva: Zandra - you crack me up!
Albert Lopez: So, you're saying I shouldn't wear my lowrise jeans...
Laura M Leyva: not unless you're wearing the appropriate chones to accompany said lowrise jeans and long shirt to cover the back!
Albert Lopez: What about my tight running shorts.
Albert Lopez: Laura -note to self, sit in front of bus
Laura M Leyva: we've already had that discussion...do i need to call Jenn?
Laura M Leyva: more like note to self - dont look at anyone on the bus - avert your eyes and keep them on your feet.
Albert Lopez: no, just sit in the front. I'm not sure I trust your walking skills. You might end up with a bump on your head.
Laura M Leyva: SHUT UP! i forget i'm vertically challenged.
Andrea Leyva Batista: hilarious!

NEEDLESS to say - i may just take Albert's advice and start sitting at the front of the bus...my next fashion topic will concern my disdain for those "oh-so-popular" nike shorts worn w/tights and uggs...i see like 50 girls a day wearing the exact same outfit. oh yeah with a north face jacket too...same clothes, different colors...seriously..

headed to angelo this weekend. cant wait to see more friends and the familia...i love family: they make the world a better place to live in (at least mine does for the moment!!!) lol...

one last word of advice and guys this goes for you too:

KEEP YOUR CHONES TO YOURSELF!!!

*unless your married, then just keep it behind closed doors*